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Elsie M. Belby
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| EVERYONE!!! Doesn't Sunny look bloody amazing?
Also, my dress for the final dance got here today! You guys, I'm so totally sad, I can't believe that this is the last one. Like, yeah, school, whatever, who cares, but I'm totally going to miss everyone, you know?
Somebody brilliant should totally ask me to the dance, too, because it's my last one, and it's definitely going to be a night to remember. | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment   |
| So this has been an entertaining few days, hasn't it? Let's review.
~ Yeah, that slambook entry? Definitely not me. Laine can, (and has, thank you love,) attest to this. While I guess it's flattering or something that someone is that pathetically desperate to make me look bad while also showering me with compliments (which, really, counter-effective much? Loser.), you're really only embarrassing yourself. Not me, not Staci, not even bloody Demetrius Prod. We might not all know who you are right now, but you know who you are. I bet you feel really accomplished right now. Like such a big person. Muse over what you did for a while; I'm sure you'll keep feeling better and better about yourself.
~ The idea that I would actually try to break Staci and Demetrius up is one of the most asinine things I have ever heard in my life. Oh yeah, I'm really upset that he's been distracted from stalking me and giving me detention for no reason. Contrary to what you might think, I have better things to do. And if I was going to do something like that? Give me a break; you all know I wouldn't waste my time trying to do it through the Slambook.
~ The costumes for the play? Fantastic as always. Frumblefoot, if you don't keep your damn shoes on, I swear to Merlin and all the founders that I will introduce you to the delicate artform of bastinado, and you don't want that to happen.
~ NEWT studying is going well! (Haha, I know, Elsie studying, what is up with that?) I am not wasting my last month at school in the library. If I'm going to know it in time for the exams, I would've picked it up already. I have no doubts that I'm going to do absolutely brilliantly. I always do.
~ Oh lovely, Timms is "calling me out" again. Sorry Agatha, take your little crush elsewhere. | | comments: 10 comments or Leave a comment |
| OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
OCVAVIUS PEPPER AND ANDREW MACFARLAN WERE PLAYING TONSIL HOCKEY BACKSTAGE AT PRACTICE. MAKING OUT. THERE WAS TONGUE.
I mean GOD I know it's been joked about like, since they were first years but IT IS SO FREAKING TRUE. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| OH MY GOD. BARRY RYAN, HOW COULD YOU SNOG DONAHAN TREMLET.
That is like. Worse than Timms. Worse than that HERMIT obsessed kid in second year. UGH god gross, I am like, owling in mouthwash for you.
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| So! Although it's way sad to see this total fall-out happening in Slytherin (but really, we ALL knew it was only a matter of time until people couldn't take it anymore), I'm quite pleased to see that the Ravenclaw Quidditch team took my advice to heart and stopped playing like a plethora of suck. It's good to know that in a way I helped.
Also, sad to say it but I almost feel that Macfarlan Version Female is right: you guys really should move that petition to the Great Hall, because that's where the most people will see it. Just because we're not in Slytherin ourselves doesn't mean that we don't also feel your pain!
I'm also super sad because like, everybody is going to be doing the play. What am I supposed to DO with myself for the next two months? | | comments: 16 comments or Leave a comment |
| Just to let all potential suitors know that I am still accepting invitations to the dance until Tuesday, at which point I will make my final decision regarding who I will be attending with! And for those of you who are big on colour-coordinating, which I would hope that you are, I've decided to go with the cerulean blue gown. It makes my breasts look fantastic, if I do say so myself.
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Also, bad luck to Ravenclaw this weekend! Major bummer for sure. Losing to Hufflepuff. Ouch. But whatever, I'm sure they'll replace our totally incompetent newbies and everything'll go back to being just as awesome as it was before! | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Boys, I would like to make it known that I am accepting invitations to the Christmas dance starting tonight, through the 15th. That gives those of you who might be a teensie bit more shy than your fellow schoolmates time to work up that nerve and think of the most creative and irresistible way to ask to attend the dance with me! It's not about who you are except mostly or what you look like except entirely, it's about putting forth that extra bit of impressive effort!
Time to help me pick a dress! Your opinion is so important to me as long as it's a good one!
( What to wear, what to wear... )
I am so torn. ALSO! Ladies, if any of you are seeing something that you like, let me know. It saves on shipping if you have orders sent in together. Not that that matters to me, but I know that some of you have "financial things," and, you know, I'm a nice person. Also, let it be known that once I do decide on the dress that I want? Step off. Trust me on that one. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Things that Daddy sent me this morning
-The new Calliope album. You know, the one that TOTALLY DOESN'T ACTUALLY COME OUT UNTIL TUESDAY!!
- A New Wizards in the Alley poster that's been signed by everyone but TJ (poor dear's been in the hospital with scrofungulus! I guess I'll have to have him sign it later, because like, there's no point in having a poster with five blokes on it and only 4 signatures. Makes the poster look naked, but whatever. That'll be fixed, and hopefully by Christmas!)
- Tickets to Danu's concert in July, including backstage passes.
- The W.H.O.A. album, so that I can see what the hell the big deal is about them, because there is no way that they can possibly compare to N.W.A.
- The 1989 Catchup Guide for The Young Healers.
- Four pairs of leggings (1 black, one hot pink, one aqua, and one lime green)
- A renewed subscription to Kneazle Beat, which is kind of lame because I grew out of those magazines last year but Daddy is so determined to make sure that his little girl stays a little girl. It's kind of sweet, in a really annoying sort of way. At least KB is a million times more tolerable than SQUEE!.
- The Cremesicle Crush and Cherry Dilemma flavours of Snoggable Lip Gloss, which I'd run out of.
- That Froggle or whatever stuffed animal thing that I wanted when I saw that fourth year with it. Daddy braved the harrows and frightfulness of a muggle shopping centre to get it for me, too. And it's been checked out for all of their skeevy diseases too, so now I know it's safe to have around.
- Three new pairs of shoes, including those pink high tops I wanted last summer but the stupid store was sold out of everything except a size 3. And yeah, I always could've done some spell to make them larger, but that would strain the fabric after a while and I so don't want to lose any wear in these shoes that I had the potential to have.
- A new jean jacket
- dress robes in a colour that DOESN'T make me look like some washed out batcaver.
- A 25 Galleon gift certificate that can be used anywhere in the Alley.
Hmm. Not as much as last year, but Christmas IS coming up, and I know he likes to see my reaction when I open the gifts, which he never gets to during my birthday anymore. And the whole fact that gift certificates are obvious cop-outs, but at least now I can get what I want, for sure.
Obviously, as it is my birthday, I think that something must be done to celebrate! Dawson dear, I hope you don't mind taking the poop machine for the evening, because otherwise I'm leaving it with Myrtle. Sunny, Laine, Heliotrope, Primrose, Olivia, Rebecka, I'm sure you dears have something wonderful planned! Staci, you're welcome to come too, as long as you're not too busy meeting up with Demetrius in "secret." Wouldn't want to interrupt whatever you two were up to. | | comments: Leave a comment |
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So hands up, who else woke up this morning and totally could've done without hearing about Dawson's glowing issue? Don't want to know why McCormack was near that, anyway. | | comments: Leave a comment |
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UGH. THAT STUPID TWAT DEMETRIUS IS DOING IT AGAIN. That idiotic bastard gets off on giving me detentions, I am SO NOT EVEN JOKING. I swear on Merlin's grave, I wasn't even DOING anything, just sitting there attempting to do my homework and then since he's a prefect, oh, well, apparently that means he's entitled to be rude and vexatious to everyone, but can he take getting it dished back at him? Ohh, of COURSE NOT, he's a Prefect, and so of course that means he's allowed to do whatever the hell he bloody wants. Not only am I basically being stalked by him, he has some freaking masochism thing or some shite and is all going on about how I "deserve" to be punished and disciplined and all this other freaky crap and is trying to be all like... mind-controlly and manipulative and um, okay? Does he not realize who he's dealing with here? Because I really don't think he does.
Laine, you're in that play, right? Make the bloody set fall on him or something. UGH.
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WELL. This sure seems to be a wonderful week for EVERYONE. Why are Dunbar and McCormack and MacFarlan's little brother getting action and not me? This is bullshite.
Also, one of those pictures of Dunbar with the straight hair seems to have made its way into the library behind Pince's desk. It was kind of hilarious watching her try to remove it, since she totally wasn't able to. And then Filch ran in there like her bloody knight in flannel armour and still couldn't get it down. SO fantastic. | | comments: Leave a comment |
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| Bloody hell, McCormack. You traumatized poor Dunbar so badly you scared the curl right out of the boy's hair.
Look at that, standing totally on end. It's probably falling out in clumps, too.
Poor guy'll be needing therapy for years. | | comments: Leave a comment |
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The Cheer Squad team results are up, and I am so super stoked about this year's line up. It should be a lot of fun, and thanks to everyone who showed! Sunny's DEFINITELY going to have her work cut out for her next year. It was such a hard choice when it came to picking between some people. Kind of surprised that there were some faces that we didn't see at the tryouts, but such is life.
Isn't that little play thing tonight too? How sweet. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| DESDEMONA PARKIN, IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR BLOODY TACKY BOOTS UP I AM GOING TO SET THEM ON FIRE.
In other news, cheer squad tryouts for Ravenclaw will be this Sunday at 11! We're in for a fun and exciting year, especially with Gwenog heading our team this year as our only female Quidditch Captain! We're looking for some spirited girls and guys to come on out this year for the squad. And guys, I know you're groaning and rolling your eyes, but think about it! What other club to you get to hang out with lots of really hot girls in short skirts? Yeah, I totally can't think of any others either.
So. Sunday. Meet in the front courtyard, and we'll move out to the pitch from there. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| UGH. I will be SO GLAD when I am out of this stupid house and away from that dorky little half sibling of mine. He seriously will not get over the fact that his dog is gone, and keeps whining for Daddy and Marcie to get him a new one. Which is totally unnecessary, all that Gorbo ever did was sleep and get his fur all over my stuff. I swear, it has this like... Elsie's Stuff sensor. Everything else stayed furless, and I had to go around looking like I'd let Agatha Timms borrow my cashmere. As if. It's been like, two weeks, hun. Move on.
Also, it is still so weird getting a chocolate frog and having the bloke on the card be someone you're related to. Can you imagine how awkward that'd be if you were on a date or something? "Aww, a chocolate frog for me? Thanks! ...Oh. Hi there Great Great Great Grandpa Flavius." Freaky. | | comments: Leave a comment |
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